Thinking of a career change

[Mr Bones]

I was just about to apply then saw that it says "Frequent travel will be required". Can't I work from home?

[Mountain Goat]

It has to be a hoax. No respectful company would allow a job advert to be posted without checking the spelling first.

[RAF96]

Not sure my 5-GCE ‘O’ levels hit the mark on foreign equivalent qualifications.

[IanS]

I fall at the first hurdle - not a US citizen.

[Eric-B]

I saw that someone was offering one-way tickets to Mars - the planet, not the chocolate bar!

[RAF96]

I saw that someone was offering one-way tickets to Mars - the planet, not the chocolate bar!

I don’t suppose there is any chance of getting your money back if you don’t get there.
Almost as good a con as those selling plots of land on the Moon or having a star named after you.

[Mikko2]

Really enjoyed the script, sorry Brian.